'have you ever held cremated human remains? i think they're called 'cremains.' ' 'i have not!' 'well, let me say this: they're a lot heavier than you'd think!'
sounds like: apathetic while paying attention, a hippie wearing brand new nikes, dancing in public, the voice of god, anti-american coke-drinking son-of-a-bitch, your worst nightmare, your dream come true.